Barack Obama’s inauguration party is so hot that even the sexy cubana Eva Mendes can’t get a ticket.

“Hottest ticket party in town. I thought I had some pull as I usually do, and I’ve been shut down,” Eva sighed.

Speaking of Cuba, Barack Obama said during his campaign that he would meet with Raul Casto. Now, Raul Castro is saying that he wants to end the 40-year-old diplomatic freeze by meeting Barack Obama.

Picture Barack Obama opposite Raul Castro in an old Havana nightclub. Desi Arnaz with some badass Babalu. They takeoff their panama hats and order a cuba libre — Bacardi (Gold) rum and Coca-Cola on ice with a wedge of lime. Eva Mendes, the cigar girl, brings a tray of cohibas and lights them up.

I’ll See You In C-U-B-A …

Courtesy: Evamendes.info